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give me food and I exist
give me yaoi and no one gets hurt!
Life sucks, get over it.
~me
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Do I tell you to piss off or do you want my foot to go halfway up your ass?
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let me take your pain away, love. My heart hurts more to see you in agony. It would be less painful to bare it for you.
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[Bernard: I don't know, it's an impossible choice. Walls, thermometers, I'll just have to hope that when I flip the coin it somehow explodes and kills me.]
You did good *pets*.
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Do I tell you to piss off or do you want my foot to go halfway up your ass?
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let me take your pain away, love. My heart hurts more to see you in agony. It would be less painful to bare it for you.
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Do I tell you to piss off or do you want my foot to go halfway up your ass?
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let me take your pain away, love. My heart hurts more to see you in agony. It would be less painful to bare it for you.
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Do I tell you to piss off or do you want my foot to go halfway up your ass?
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let me take your pain away, love. My heart hurts more to see you in agony. It would be less painful to bare it for you.
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Friend or Foe
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