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If you read my name, then please, read it bacwards.
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Homo Sapiens Pharmacopoliensis Hungaricus Szegediensis
I just don't like it. The flowers are weird, and it's not detailed enough. Detail is everything in my opinion.
*is just in shock*
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Do I tell you to piss off or do you want my foot to go halfway up your ass?
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let me take your pain away, love. My heart hurts more to see you in agony. It would be less painful to bare it for you.
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Do I tell you to piss off or do you want my foot to go halfway up your ass?
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let me take your pain away, love. My heart hurts more to see you in agony. It would be less painful to bare it for you.
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Do I tell you to piss off or do you want my foot to go halfway up your ass?
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let me take your pain away, love. My heart hurts more to see you in agony. It would be less painful to bare it for you.
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Oh hi. I scaled ur balcony, and now Im eating ur catfood cuz I R teh tiny kitn.
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Do I tell you to piss off or do you want my foot to go halfway up your ass?
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let me take your pain away, love. My heart hurts more to see you in agony. It would be less painful to bare it for you.
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