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"If you would seek for dragons, seek first the green eyed girl."
I'm not truly happy until I horrify a complete stranger
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Do I tell you to piss off or do you want my foot to go halfway up your ass?
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let me take your pain away, love. My heart hurts more to see you in agony. It would be less painful to bare it for you.
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"If I can sue a cigarette company for giving me cancer and McDonalds for making me obese...Does that mean I can sue Smirnoff for all the ugly women I've slept with?" - *skearns
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The Terror is on the loose!
I is a SpazzChild. I is spazzy. I like eggnog.
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Do I tell you to piss off or do you want my foot to go halfway up your ass?
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let me take your pain away, love. My heart hurts more to see you in agony. It would be less painful to bare it for you.
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give me food and I exist
give me yaoi and no one gets hurt!
Life sucks, get over it.
~me
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Do I tell you to piss off or do you want my foot to go halfway up your ass?
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let me take your pain away, love. My heart hurts more to see you in agony. It would be less painful to bare it for you.
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